bg art by @sushi_killz on insta

marci / dorian

- mafiaman
- first boyfriend of 6-7 years
- professional boxer and milf fucker
- #1 hater
- he has seen sides of me no one has ever seen before (sorry marci)
- and im kanye west!
- i see a red door and i want it painted black...
- hes punk rock like that
- girls just want to have fun enjoyer
- my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.
- luke, i am your father...!

noah / ted

- clownboy
- second boyfriend of almost a year :33 but we've been friends for longer
- first bonding experience i had with this faggot was over tomtord. we're dating now. i wonder what that says about our relationship
- juggalo homie
- the jester to my king
- stoner #1
- ranseb irl
- peak character designs. archie and ditzy beloved
- i wanna ruin our friendshiiip
- sebastian de tomato smith chicken legs

kevin

- cowboy
- my clone. literally why are we the same person
- first person i got to meet irl!! another kevsyl meetup will happen soon i hope!
- my reflection, dirty mirror. im the face in your dreams of glass (julighouli reference?!)
- GODLIKE ART. i still cannot comprehend it.
- roleswap reference. rc9gn reference.
- ways to be more evil. step one, wear a tophat. step two, be white.
- the more you ignore me, the closer i get!
- full of evil autism
- i like a happy kevin. a joyous one even
-ain't a ringmaster for nothing!

rosemary / luther

- biblically accurate angel
- my mother, my brother
- they are literally the prettiest human being i have ever laid eyes on like what the fuck. hope you know this
- PEAK FASHION TASTE. not the best taste in men, however...
- autism mom!
- cupid hath pulled back his sweetheart's bow to cast divine arrows into her soul...
- nyon fucker
- OH RANDAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM AT SUCH AN HOUR? I NEED SLEEP TOO YOU KNOW?
- makes the best letters ever.
- mama luther von ivory realness

alecander

- professor and doctor. future psychologist
- the embodiment of dark academia
- this dude has such a huge fucking brain. largest cranium ever.
- stoner #2
- will psychoanalyze you without a second thought, absolutely would recommend
- the edonce lore is insane.
- dib irl??!
- better to be laughed at than wrong!
- nyen fucker
- JEZEBEL STOP LISTENING TO FUCKING CAVETOWN AND DO YOUR ALGEBRA HOMEWORK
- "do not become a goth in ninth grade lest you meet an evil version of thyself and have homoerotic relations with him"